the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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