Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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