I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My vagina is very pro this idea
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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