Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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