You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
from now on my penis is your penis
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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