I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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