did you get engaged???
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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