The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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