Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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