I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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