when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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