My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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