We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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