i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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