I want to have your abortion
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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