when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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