Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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