don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
