I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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