awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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