The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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