Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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