Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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