I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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