just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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