Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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