Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So many bounce houses so little time
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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