I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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