He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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