talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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