I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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