If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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