Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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