How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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