just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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