i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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