I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Randomize
