...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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