well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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