At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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