Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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