This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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