what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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