just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Send help, water and tortillas.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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