I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize