I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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