Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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