my vag is so smooth its legendary
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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