Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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