She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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