Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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