Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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