Whoa Z and x make the same sound
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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