is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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