i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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